Changes: Cyrus

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"Fuck off, I got work to do..." - Cyrus' signature line when exiting a conversation.

A recurring antagonist, and a 'man' with a shitload of fuckin' work to do.

The Demon Greaseball of Meatstreet, Cyrus's first words to his mother, immediately after birth, were, "Fuck off I've got work to do". He left the hospital a changed man, jacked the first car he saw and never looked back. Apparently lived with his father for a time, got his first piece from him too. Safety, always off, just how Cyrus likes it.

Character Traits

Being the reincarnation of Beelzebub, descended from the Unholy Plain of Work, Cyrus has come to complete all mortal contracts, working until the day existence itself collapses, hence his signature phrase, "Fuck off I've got work to do."

Work

It is well known that Cyrus is a timeless entity who came into creation for one purpose: work. No one really knows what 'work' Cyrus is referring to when he's leaving a conversation but it is theorised that it's related to stabilising the very fabric of the universe and what lies beyond. The only times Cyrus has deviated from this work schedule is when he's had to sort out some business in Sunnyvale Trailer Park, the convergence point of the portals to the Netherrealm, this usually results in the situation getting progressively more chaotic to the point where Cyrus has to make a hasty exit to stabilise the ever-growing rip in the fabric of the universe: when Cyrus and those two greasy brothers make a daring assault on Sunnyvale after being unknowingly tricked by Jim 'the Judge' Lahey into doing so, the assault was belayed by negotiations between the two sides but was disrupted by the two dumbasses Corey and Treavor who, due to technical issues believed to have been attributed to Cyrus' departure from the stabilising point, opened fire on Cyrus and his two greasy goons. A shocking example of the chaos the universe would descend into should Cyrus ever be destroyed permanently. As Cyrus would say, "Fuck off I've got work to do."

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-{{Character|title1 = Cyrus the Unbreakable|caption1 = A more greasier or work-committed man there has never been.|portrayed_by = Fuck off I've got work to do.|age = Unknown|date_of_birth = The Dawn of Time|date_of_death = N/A - Timeless Entity|relationships = N/A - Too much work to do|status = Cast back into the Void by the combined efforts of Ricky and Julien, currently reconstructing a new mortal shell.|traits = Greasy, Greaser look/vibe, unholy workload, dedication to 'the work'|career = Career criminal, Greaseball, Arch-Curator of the Endless Library|aliases = The Loremaster, Greaseball, Cyrus, Fuckin' Cyrus, Cock O'doodle Do, 'the Work', Fuck off I've got work to do|series/season = All seasons there have been and all seasons yet to be.}}[[Image:Cyrus.jpg|thumb|left|Cyrus ]]''"Fuck off, I got work to do..." ''
+{{Character|title1 = Cyrus the Unbreakable|caption1 = A more greasier or work-committed man there has never been.|portrayed_by = Fuck off I've got work to do.|age = Unknown|date_of_birth = The Dawn of Time|date_of_death = N/A - Timeless Entity|relationships = N/A - Too much work to do|status = Cast back into the Void by the combined efforts of Ricky and Julien, currently reconstructing a new mortal shell.|traits = Greasy, Greaser look/vibe, unholy workload, dedication to 'the work'|career = Career criminal, Greaseball, Arch-Curator of the Endless Library|aliases = The Loremaster, Greaseball, Cyrus, Fuckin' Cyrus, Cock O'doodle Do, 'the Work', Fuck off I've got work to do|series/season = All seasons there have been and all seasons yet to be.}}[[Image:Cyrus.jpg|thumb|left|Cyrus ]]''"Fuck off, I got work to do..."  - Cyrus' signature line when exiting a conversation.''
 A recurring antagonist, and a 'man' with a shitload of fuckin' work to do.
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 '''Character Traits'''
-Being the reincarnation of Beelzebub, descended from the Unholy Plain of Work, Cyrus has come to complete all mortal contracts, working until the day existence itself collapses, hence his signature phrase, "Fuck off I've got work to do."[[Category:Characters]]
+Being the reincarnation of Beelzebub, descended from the Unholy Plain of Work, Cyrus has come to complete all mortal contracts, working until the day existence itself collapses, hence his signature phrase, "Fuck off I've got work to do."
+'''Work'''
+It is well known that Cyrus is a timeless entity who came into creation for one purpose: work. No one really knows what 'work' Cyrus is referring to when he's leaving a conversation but it is theorised that it's related to stabilising the very fabric of the universe and what lies beyond. The only times Cyrus has deviated from this work schedule is when he's had to sort out some business in Sunnyvale Trailer Park, the convergence point of the portals to the Netherrealm, this usually results in the situation getting progressively more chaotic to the point where Cyrus has to make a hasty exit to stabilise the ever-growing rip in the fabric of the universe: when Cyrus and those two greasy brothers make a daring assault on Sunnyvale after being unknowingly tricked by Jim 'the Judge' Lahey into doing so, the assault was belayed by negotiations between the two sides but was disrupted by the two dumbasses Corey and Treavor who, due to technical issues believed to have been attributed to Cyrus' departure from the stabilising point, opened fire on Cyrus and his two greasy goons. A shocking example of the chaos the universe would descend into should Cyrus ever be destroyed permanently. As Cyrus would say, "Fuck off I've got work to do."[[Category:Characters]]
 [[Category:Antagonists]]
 [[Category:Recurring Characters]]