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Cyrus

Cyrus

"Fuck off, I got work to do..."

A recurring antagonist, and a 'man' with a shitload of fuckin' work to do.

The Demon Greaseball of Meatstreet, Cyrus's first words to his mother, immediately after birth, were, "Fuck off I've got work to do". He left the hospital a changed man, jacked the first car he saw and never looked back. Apparently lived with his father for a time, got his first piece from him too. Safety, always off, just how Cyrus likes it.

Character Traits

Being the reincarnation of Beelzebub, descended from the Unholy Plain of Work, Cyrus has come to complete all mortal contracts, working until the day existence itself collapses, hence his signature phrase, "Fuck off I've got work to do."

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