This article is about the character. For the actor who plays him, see George Green (actor).

You talk a lot about shit, Jim, so why don’t you wake the fuck up and smell it for once?

–George, to Mr. Lahey

Officer George Green is the former police chief of Sunnyvale Police Department and “the dumbest cop on the force” according to pretty much everyone in the trailer park.

He has also had many sexual encounters with Lucy, Ricky’s wife and housed his family while Ricky was finding somewhere for them to live after the birth of Trinity’s son The Motel or Mo.