The Bare Pimp Project
'Frisky' Bubbles in 'The Bare Pimp Project".


August 2, 2002




Mike Clattenburg

Barrie Dunn

Michael Volpe


Mike Clattenburg

John Paul Tremblay

Robb Wells

Barrie Dunn


Ricky (Robb Wells)

Julian (John Paul Tremblay)

Bubbles (Mike Smith)

Jim Lahey (John Dunsworth)

Randy (Patrick Roach)

Lucy (Lucy Decoutere) (credit only)

Sarah (Sarah Dunsworth)

J-Roc (Jonathan Torrens) (credit only)

Ray (Barrie Dunn)

Cory (Cory Bowles)

Trevor (Michael Jackson)

Treena Lahey (Elliot Page) (credit only)

Barb Lahey (Shelley Thompson)

Sam Losco (Sam Tarasco)

Guest Stars

Prison Guard (Shaun R. Clarke)

Police Officer (George Green (actor))

2nd Police Officer (Brian Green)

Other Police Officer (Annemarie Cassidy)

Witch #1 (Lara Cassidy)

Witch #2 (Nicole McLean)

Witch #3 (Celia Alida Rutte)

Gas Station Attendant (Michael Volpe)

Cyrus (Bernard Robichaud)


The boys reach the end of their dope operation and attempt to collect their profits. Meanwhile, J-Roc's porn movie enterprise becomes entangled with Sam and Barb.

Plot Synopsis[edit | edit source]

Teaser[edit | edit source]

Ricky 'does tests' on the hash they made, and Julian gives him hell because Ricky is growing new plants. They were supposed to stop breaking the law after selling this crop of dope to the local prison. Ricky argues that once he gets his grade 10 he will be able to amazing things with pot but Julian tries to lay down the law. Ricky stops the argument to go write his final exam, and Julian tells him that Sam Losco is planning to marry Barb; if he does it will mean trouble for Ricky's ability to continue to grow and sell pot. Julian tries to dissolve the partnership and says he's sick of Ricky.

Act One[edit | edit source]

Ricky tells the camera about Sam and Barb's relationship, and says something must be done about it. He also mentions J-Roc's porn film racket. He asks J-Roc about using a porn film to somehow frame Sam, but J-Roc isn't keen on this because he can't deal with Sam in general. Bubbles says he will gladly star in another film if it comes down to it, and Julian gives $800 to bankroll the project. J-Roc agrees.

Barb visits Lahey and tells him of Sam's proposal of marriage. She wants a more stable life for Treena. They argue and Treena overhears all of this and then sneaks out of the trailer. Lahey and company go to Ricky's to see if Treena is there. Ricky says he hasn't seen her and fights with Lahey and Randy. Ricky mouths off to Barb about her lack of parenting skills and they all leave.

Treena pops up in the back of Julian's car while he is driving and wants to talk to him about her family problems, but Julian scolds her. J-Roc and two lovely ladies visit Sam and offer him a role in his porn film. He is turned on by the two starlets and being convinced that no one will ever see the film but a few select people, he eventually accepts the role. Meanwhile, Julian parks the car to make the hash delivery to the prison guard while Treena waits and watches. Everything goes without incident.

Act Two[edit | edit source]

Ricky is upset because he just found out that Cyrus is taking the exam as well today and has apparently been having sex with Lucy. During the exam, Ricky lights up a cigarette and gets in trouble with the teacher when Cyrus rats him out. Ricky, in turn, tells the teacher that Cyrus is cheating by using the back of Jacob's neck and arms as crib notes. The teacher sends them both out with a fail. Cyrus vows revenge.

Back at the park, Lahey pulls up in a truck. His latest plan to stop Julian is to tow the trailer off Julian's lot. They can't control what goes on inside it, they can't stop the dope growing operation, but since it is of no fixed address they can move it to their own lot and prevent him from gaining access to it.

Filming of J-Roc's 'The Bare Pimp Project' gets underway with Bubbles and Sam starring. The plot is that Bubbles tries to save two 'witches' from being burned and Sam demands to get payed for the use of them. Before the actual sexual acts are filmed, Sam wants a further guarantee that the film will not see the light of day.

Lucy finds Ricky leaving the school and tells him that Cyrus is on a rampage about failing grade 10 and the fact that she also broke up with earlier. Cyrus is now aware that Lucy only dated him because she wanted to make Ricky jealous. Cyrus us planning to kill Ricky. Julian visits Barb and gives her the tape of the porn footage containing Sam. Bubbles has baked Ricky a cake to celebrate his passing grade 10, and Ray arrives to tell them that Lahey is hauling the Airstream away. They leave in a hurry.

Sam returns to Barb where she chews him out about the tape and breaks off the engagement. Lucy wants Ricky back but he refuses because she has slept with both Randy and Cyrus. Lucy retorts by saying she knows Ricky is sleeping with Sarah. Ricky admits it is probably over between him and Lucy because he is a different person now.

They return to the park, and the whole gang assembles at Lahey's lot where the Airstream now stands. Ricky faces off with Lahey, and Sarah confronts Lucy about her being in the car with Ricky. The bottle kids attack and then Cyrus shows up shooting his gun off. Sam arrives with a shotgun looking for J-Roc and Julian. Ricky draws his gun also and a tense standoff begins.

Act Three[edit | edit source]

Julian and Treena arrive with J-Roc, who quickly flees the scene at the prospect of gunfire. Julian joins the fray and the bullets start flying. Lahey tells Randy to call 911. Treena runs out of Julian's car taking the bag of hash money with her. Sam shoots Ricky in the arm. The police are heard in the distance and Ricky, Julian and Bubbles drive away in Lahey's truck with the Airstream still hitched to it. Sam and Cyrus are arrested.

A police helicopter follows the boys' getaway and a high speed chase begins. Bubbles sees a kitty on the road and wipes out the truck and trailer in avoiding it. They attempt to escape on foot but Ricky wants to save the hash from the burning trailer. Julian tells him he sold the hash already and explains that the trailer fire will destroy all evidence of the grow op. Bubbles gets tangled in some chicken wire and they help him out rather than escape themselves. As a result, the police arrive and restrain everyone. Ricky tells them that Bubbles is just a farmer who came out to help them when they crashed, so he is let go. Lahey and Randy arrive to rub salt in the wound and the boys are hauled away to jail.

One week later: Julian and Ricky are in prison, convicted of several misdemeanors. Ricky says he passed his grade 10 exam with a grade of 57, and Julian says he's proud of him. Treena and Bubbles are seen hiding the hash money in a locker. Ricky and Julian now look forward to celebrating their retirement from crime. Freedom 35 has been a success.

References[edit | edit source]

Rickyisms[edit | edit source]

"That's what I wanna talk to you about, man, I went back to school, changing all my perspectics on life."

"You make my words, I am gonna get my grade 10, and everybody else can go catch a boat to Fuckoffityland."

Ricky's Knock Knock Jokes[edit | edit source]

  • Ricky: Cyrus, knock, knock.
  • Cyrus: Who's there?
  • Ricky: Someone who just failed grade 10.
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