The Winds Of Shit


May 29, 2005




Mike Clattenburg

Barrie Dunn

Michael Volpe


Mike Clattenburg

John Paul Tremblay

Robb Wells

Mike Smith

Jonathan Torrens


Ricky (Robb Wells)

Julian (John Paul Tremblay)

Bubbles (Mike Smith)

Jim Lahey (John Dunsworth)

Randy (Patrick Roach)

Lucy (Lucy Decoutere)

Sarah (Sarah Dunsworth)

J-Roc (Jonathan Torrens) (credit only)

Ray (Barrie Dunn)

Cory (Cory Bowles)

Trevor (Michael Jackson)

Trinity (Jeanna Harrison)

Barb Lahey (Shelley Thompson) (credit only)

T (Tyrone Parsons) (credit only)

Detroit Velvet Smooth (Garry James) (credit only)

Guest Stars

Registrar (Daniel O'Leary)

Student (Colleen Zimmerman)

Police Officer (Chase Duffy)


Ricky gets installed at the local vocational school to sell off the hash

Plot Synopsis Edit


Jim Lahey puts a 'for sale' sign on Julian's trailer. The plan is to hike up the price gradually. Lahey hopes this will cause Julian to break the law in order to raise the funds to buy it and keep his grandmother's legacy to him. Ricky wants to sell the hash and bail his dad out of jail, but Julian stops him. Lahey shows up to taunt them and give Julian the good news.

Act One Edit

Julian and the boys try to come up with a plan to unload the hash. They decide to send Ricky back to school so he can sell it to the students and faculty. They drive to the Dartmouth Regional Vocational School to enrol him, but there are no openings for students. Ricky bribes the registrar with hash to give him the open position for janitor.

Julian and Bubbles visit Ray in jail and tell him that it will be a while until they can get him out. Ray is not happy.

Act Two Edit

Lahey drinks and stumbles around, saying he will quit drinking when everyone is in jail. Ricky has decided not to tell anyone he is a janitor and let them believe he is really in school to learn. Lucy is impressed as a result. Ricky starts taking hash orders—the plan is to take locker numbers and break into the school at night, leaving the hash in the locker and take the money that will be left there. While tailing him, Lahey and Randy see him hauling garbage and take surveillance photos.

Back at the park, the boys compile their orders and prepare to make the drops, but Lahey is watching, and Julian sends Bubbles to distract him. Lahey warns them about 'shit-winds' and Bubbles gets worried.

That evening, the boys break into the school and start making drops, but Bubbles is freaked out by Lahey's earlier speech. They spread out and Ricky gets spooked in the bathroom by the auto-flushing toilet and accidentally fires his gun off. He suspects it's the 'winds of shit' haunting them and they all leave without making all the drops because the shots may have brought the cops.

Act Three Edit

While leaving, they are indeed pulled over by police and Ricky talks his way out of it by telling them he is the school janitor and he was the one that made the call. The cops buy it and leave. Ricky complains that his heart doesn't feel good.

The next morning, Julian wakes them up and Ricky is ready to bail out his dad. Julian lies to him and says Ray wants to stay in jail a while longer. Ricky visits Trinity and Lucy, and is interrupted by Lahey who tells them all that Ricky isn't a student at all, he's a janitor and provides pictures as proof. Ricky kicks them out and apologizes to them for the lie, but Lucy says it's okay.

References Edit

Rickyisms Edit

"I thought we were going to high school, I can't go to fuckin' vacational school."

"I got my grade 10 and I haven't really done anything with it, all right? I've been to jail, and I just wanted to make you guys proud and try to go to school and get my book thinkin' and learnins and stuff flowing better and more brainly in my head... I can't for to see be or tell you what I'm trying to say cause my brain is scrambly..."

Lahey's Shit Talk Edit

"You know what a shit-barometer is, Bubs? Measures the shit-pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Can you hear it?... Oh, but you will, my sorry little friend, when the old shit-barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit-pressure... beware my friend. Shit-winds are a comin'."

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